About Petty Parcel

About Petty Parcel

Some people deserve flowers. Others deserve a certificate of incompetence.

Petty Parcel turns everyday annoyances into funny, harmless gifts. Think a tiny trophy for making everything about yourself, an official complaint for unnecessary reply-alls, or an attention bell for someone who always has an announcement.

The Petty Department

We’re building an independent gifting brand around one simple idea: the best gift can be a joke only the two of you understand. Our launch lineup is The Drama Award, Official Complaint, and Attention Bell.

Petty, Never Cruel

Send gifts to people who can take the joke. We’re here for playful teasing between friends, siblings, partners, and coworkers—not harassment or humiliation. Any reaction content we share will be consented or staged.

Before You Send

Check each product’s availability and delivery details in the catalog. Visit our FAQ, shipping policy, and return policy for the particulars before placing your order.