The Petty Department
Harmless gifts. Serious delivery. Send a little recognition to the friend, sibling, or coworker who can take a joke.
Anonymous · Funny · Memorable
A little parcel.
A very specific message.
01 Petty, never cruel.
02 The joke is the gift.
03 Reactions shared only with consent.
Exhibit A · The launch lineup
For the drama starter, the reply-all enthusiast, and the friend who needs an audience.
Outstanding achievement
“Congratulations on Making Everything About You.”
A tiny trophy for a very big personality
Finally, recognition for turning a minor inconvenience into a three-act production.
Shop petty giftsOutstanding achievement in “Replying All When Absolutely Nobody Asked.”
A certificate for the offense that deserves its own paper trail. No actual HR involvement required.
For someone with an announcement. Always.
Give your favorite attention-seeker a bell. Because apparently clearing their throat wasn’t enough.
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The delivery protocol
The best petty gift says “I know you too well,” not “I want to ruin your day.” Keep it between people who laugh together.
A little drama? Too many reply-alls? Match the gift to their signature move.
Review the product, delivery options, and recipient address before placing your order.
Give them something to laugh about. If you share their reaction, ask first.
Petty Parcel / Signed, someone who knows you
Good. That’s exactly who this is for.